Blah Bag
November 26th - December 24th
Ruling Element: Purple Haze
Ruling Planet: Lenardajoe
Blah Bags float through life with a resigned shrug. They’re the cosmic drifters, not because they don’t care, but because they’ve figured out that caring too much is exhausting. Born under Purple Haze, they see life through a fog of indifference, which makes them excellent at rolling with the punches. Lenardajoe, their ruling planet, gives them a keen sense of irony—they know that no matter what happens, the universe will keep turning, whether they’re paying attention or not.