Christmas Potato
July 9th - August 5th
Ruling Element: Little Big Pile of Dirt
Ruling Planet: Stolen Zombie Jesus Egg
Christmas Potatoes are the silent heroes of the cosmos. They don’t ask for much, and they don’t get much, but that’s exactly how they like it. Their element, Little Big Pile of Dirt, keeps them grounded in the most literal sense—they know that the best things grow slowly, out of sight, and often underground. With the Stolen Zombie Jesus Egg as their ruling planet, they’re masters of quiet resilience, always ready to offer a helping hand—or just stay out of the way.