Do you believe in purple?
If the answer is yes- Congratulations!
You have ascended!
Earth astrology no longer applies to you.
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Welcome to the Churchajoe! It’s a religion (not a cult) run by the purple electronic music duo MamajoeVramajoe . We live on a purple planet in a purpleverse where we host purple sermons and offer exclusive Applebees non-discounts.
At the Churchajoe…
Every day is a holiday.
Christmas comes every once a month.
Mamajoe is right.
Vramajoe is right.
You are a piece of broccoli.
Purpology Signs
Purpology Signs
FIJ
December 25th - January 21st
Purple Meowmaid
January 22nd - February 18th
The Willy Nilly Toasty Malosty Fishwitch
February 19th - March 18th
Trashalien
March 19th - April 15th
Garlic
April 16th - May 13th
Pigajoe
May 14th - June 10th
Nanny Franny
June 11th - July 8th
Christmas Potato
July 9th - August 5th
Mooosezmajoe
August 6th - September 2nd
Cow Fart
September 3rd - September 30th
Doggy Nuxx
October 1st - October 28th
Couch
October 29th - November 25th
Blah Bag
November 26th - December 24th